if you have school tomorrow



Conrad ”Cronos” Lant (Venom).


clint barton is the kind of guy who can hit a fly from 100m away with a bow and arrow but if you yell think fast and throw something at him he will not catch it and it will hit him in the face

Black Sabbath - War Pigs
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Black Sabbath -  War Pigs  - 1970

Generals gathered in their masses
just like witches at black masses
evil minds that plot destruction
sorcerers of death’s construction
in the fields the bodies burning as the war machine keeps turning
death and hatred to mankind
poisoning their brainwashed minds… Oh lord yeah!

Politicians hide themselves away
they only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to the poor

Time will tell on their power minds
Making war just for fun


oh god he is so sexi 

*gets down on one knee* will you please give me the wifi password?

in court
judge: sir, where were you at 4:20pm last sunday
me: well you see sir i was just blazin some dank ass kush
my lawyer: same
me: same
judge: same
police: same
obama: same


girl: deeper!!!!