shubbro:

saviikdofron:

"Tumblr is a hate-free environment!"

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I HEARD THAT

gigadramon:

montypla:

gigadramon:

montypla:

gigadramon:

i’m sad ‘cause when i went swimming today the 5 foot part went all the way up to my eyes and i had to stand on my toes to breath 

i’m being discriminated against dangnabbit 

hahah you’re short

hahah i’m gonna stab you in the neck

If you can even reach my neck

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here i come motherfucker

jaylool:

Pass that milk on over fuckboy I gotta get my calcium up

jaylool:

Pass that milk on over fuckboy I gotta get my calcium up

foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

bodaciousdream:

cas-terborous:

catie-does-things:

gallifrey-feels:

morgrana:

I ACCIDENTALLY JUST SAID “THIS EPISODE” INSTEAD OF “TODAY”

you just broke your own fourth wall

one time i referred to my freshman year as “season one”

I said on commercial referring to the weekend

The other day I referred to my customers as characters

hellyeahitsrocknroll:

slash

africancheewahwah:

this is why black people hate y’all

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

I LOVE IT WHEN A BAND YOU LIKE LIKES ANOTHER BAND YOU LIKE

Carol Danvers in Captain Marvel (2012-2014) #08